White Christmas is a classic. It has it all: comedy, romance, lavish musical numbers, a story about the bonds that are formed between friends during wartime and what they mean when everyone goes home and tries to return to a quiet life that is sure to make a tear in your eyes grinchiest viewers and a soundtrack that includes the best-selling single in music history. And, you know, it also has the minstrel show number, which probably seemed a better idea as early as 1954.
The fact is that the special part of the movie, when the cast sings "Abraham", talks about how big the minstrel shows are, and mixes in some old early jokes with Mr. Bones and Mr. Interlocutor ̵
The only save for the number is that Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye and Rosemary Clooney do not appear on the black side. It's a pretty low bar to clear, but it's one they've failed to come across before – White Christmas is a kinda-sorta remake from the 1942's Holiday Inn movie that introduced the song "White Christmas" to the world. That movie also includes the minstrel number, and in that version, Bing and the whole role make makeup on a black surface in a scene that is completely jaw-dropping. This Christmas, maybe just skip to the next issue. We promise you won't miss it.